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Nikhil Vijayan

Location: London, United Kingdom
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Education

Leeds University Business School

Master of Arts in Marketing & Advertising
Grade: 2:1

Skills

Office skills

Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination

Computer skills

Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows

Experience

Doomsday Cult Leader/Overlord - Baton Rogue, LA - 1926-2010

  • Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
  • Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
  • Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed

The Watering Hole Bartender/Server - Milwaukee, WI - 2009

  • Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
  • Reduced theft and property damage percentages
  • Janitorial work, Laundry
Hobbies
World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul
References
Available on request